So this isn't my first blog. I don't even have to make this blog for any particular reason. I just decided to create a blog for no reason other than to blog. I've decided to turn into a bloggist (I'm trademarking that word). And what shall I blog about?
I have no idea. There's a multitude of topics, and they've all be blogged about before. Because I am me, I have to be fresh; I have to do something different. So my blog is going to be about EVERYTHING. And my blog is going to be about nothing. It's going to be the Seinfeld of blogs.
How do I get people to view my blog? That's an easy question; I wait. I wait until a lone Internet traveler stumbles upon my blog, and I then I ensnare them with promises of chocolate and yogurt. They will then report my grand blog to the masses, and I will be the King of the Internet in no time. How grand is life inside my head.
I'm about 90 words into this blog already, and I feel it's time to celebrate. Let's celebrate with a list. In case you were wondering (most people are), here are 10 things on my mind at the moment
1. Family
2. Homework
3. This really pretty girl I work with
4. Classes
5. The last episode of Scrubs I watched
6. Reddit
7. My lack of preparation for my acting class tomorrow
8. A desire for someone to write a universal book on how to understand women
9. The knowledge that I could make lots of money if I wrote such a book
10. Cheesecake
So, yeah, I think this is a great place to stop. I'll let everyone soak in what they just read while I go live my life. See you in the future.
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